Why yes, this IS the most powerful, wonderful and beautiful person in Huministria speaking! I have quite the illustrous career behind me. Despite a couple of changes in form, power and material, I remain the #1 Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony!
Well, I was also reformed and turned into somewhat of a good citizen, I suppose.
When I'm not busy bringing chaos and candy to all mankind using my magic for good instead of evil, I might as well amuse myself with those questions of yours. Lets see what you can come up with, shall we?